Old and Chubby

I found a good way to feel old and chubby. Go to a pool with 4 of your nieces who are in their early 20's. Man...I hope I looked like that when I was their age! First of all, all of their bathing suits material put together probably made up my one one piece bathing suit. And then the comment, 'But Aunt Janet, you've had 2 kids"...I don't remember carrying my kids on my thighs! And my supportive husband.."look around, there's a lot worse than you", translated, move aside honey, you're blockin my view.
Well, at least I could be proud of them, lookin good at the pool! If you need me, I'll be over here in the hot tub kids!